LIMERICKS:
A wacko challenge (believe me, nobody need take this up, however): write a limerick in DA. Here's a near-rhyme limerick my twisted brain concocted:

𐐓𐐡𐐆𐐗 𐐝𐐗𐐡𐐆𐐑𐐓
𐐄𐑊𐐼 𐐒𐑉𐐮𐑀𐐲𐑋 𐐶𐐲𐑌𐑅 𐐻𐑉𐐴𐐼 𐐪 𐑌𐐭 𐐻𐑉𐐮𐐿:
𐐓𐐨𐐽 𐐿𐐪𐑌𐑂𐐲𐑉𐐻𐑅 𐐪 𐑌𐐭 𐐀𐑍𐑊𐐮𐑇 𐑅𐐿𐑉𐐮𐐹𐐻.
𐐙𐑉𐐲𐑋 𐐏𐐳𐑉𐐲𐐹 𐑄𐐩 𐐿𐐩𐑋,
𐐜 𐐼𐐯𐑆𐐲𐑉𐐻 𐐻𐐭 𐐻𐐩𐑋,
𐐒𐐲𐐻 𐐶𐐮𐑃 𐑄 𐑌𐐭 𐑅𐐿𐑉𐐮𐐹𐐻—𐑄𐐩 𐐶𐐲𐑉 𐑋𐐮𐑁𐐻.

A few more lame limericks:

𐐎𐐂𐐓'𐐝 𐐤𐐂𐐓
𐐌 𐑄𐐨𐑍𐐿 𐐮𐐻 𐐮𐑆 𐐼𐐲𐑌 𐑅𐐯𐐼 𐐒𐑉𐐲𐑄𐐲𐑉 𐐎𐐪𐐻;
𐐜 𐑅𐐿𐑉𐐮𐐹𐐻 𐐸𐐰𐑆 𐐪𐑊 𐑄𐐰𐐻 𐐌'𐑂 𐑅𐐪𐐻:
𐐓𐐭 𐑋𐐩𐐿 𐐮𐐻 𐐪𐑊 𐐿𐑊𐐨𐑉
𐐏𐐭 𐑅𐐨 𐐸𐐶𐐲𐐻 𐐷𐐭 𐐸𐐨𐑉.
𐐝𐐭𐑌 𐐪𐑊 𐐶𐐮𐑊 𐐺 𐐮𐐭𐑆𐐮𐑍 𐐮𐐻—𐐤𐐂𐐓!

𐐑𐐡𐐄𐐖𐐇𐐗𐐓𐐊𐐔 𐐗𐐊𐐤𐐖𐐇𐐗𐐕𐐋𐐡
𐐜 𐐼𐐯𐑆𐐲𐑉𐐻 𐐶𐐲𐑌𐑅 𐐿𐐪𐑊𐐼 𐐔𐐯𐑆𐐲𐑉𐐯𐐻
𐐎𐐳𐐼 𐑅𐐭𐑌 𐐮𐐭𐑆 𐐪 𐑌𐐭 𐐰𐑊𐑁𐐲𐐺𐐯𐐻.
'𐐓𐐶𐐳𐐼 𐐺𐑊𐐭𐑋 𐑊𐐴𐐿 𐐪 𐑉𐐬𐑆,
𐐜𐐮𐑆 𐑅𐐿𐑉𐐮𐐹𐐻 𐐒𐑉𐐮𐑀𐐲𐑋 𐐽𐐬𐑆,
𐐜𐐰𐐻 𐐿𐐲𐑌𐐾𐐯𐐿𐐽𐐳𐑉?—𐐮𐐻 𐐹𐑉𐐭𐑂𐐼 𐐮𐑌𐐰𐐿𐐷𐐳𐑉𐐯𐐻.

Final fevered limericks:

𐐡𐐀𐐙𐐆𐐅𐐞𐐔 𐐈𐐤𐐔 𐐔𐐀𐐖𐐇𐐗𐐓𐐇𐐔
𐐂 𐑀𐑉𐐭𐐹 𐐰𐑌 𐐬𐑊𐐼 𐑅𐐿𐑉𐐮𐐹𐐻 𐑉𐐯𐑆𐐲𐑉𐐯𐐿𐐻𐐯𐐼.
𐐆𐐻'𐑅 𐐮𐐭𐑅 𐑄𐐩 𐐻𐑉𐐭𐑊𐐨 𐐹𐐲𐑉𐑁𐐯𐐿𐐻𐐯𐐼.
𐐗𐐲𐑋𐐹𐐮𐐭𐐻𐐲𐑉𐑆 𐑄𐐩 𐐮𐐭𐑆𐐼;
𐐈𐐿𐑆𐐯𐐹𐐻𐐲𐑌𐑅 𐑄𐐩 𐑋𐐮𐐭𐑆𐐼.
𐐺𐐲𐐻 𐑅𐐰𐐼𐑊𐐨 𐑄𐐩𐑉 𐐼𐑉𐐨𐑋—𐑋𐐬𐑅𐐻 𐑉𐐨𐐾𐐯𐐿𐐻𐐯𐐼.

𐐝𐐄 𐐈𐐔𐐚𐐌𐐞 𐐈𐐤𐐔 𐐕𐐈𐐝𐐓𐐌𐐞
"𐐀𐑌𐐲𐑁 𐐪𐑊𐑉𐐯𐐼𐐨!" 𐑄𐐩𐑉 𐐿𐑉𐐴𐑆.
𐐣𐐲𐐽𐐭𐐲'𐑆 𐐹𐐬𐐯𐑅𐐨 𐐶𐐨 𐐼𐐯𐑅𐐹𐐴𐑆.
𐐎𐐨 𐑊𐐲𐑂 𐐔𐐯𐑆𐐲𐑉𐐯𐐻,
𐐈𐑌𐐼 𐐷𐐯𐐻 𐐶𐐨 𐑉𐐨𐑀𐑉𐐯𐐻
𐐐𐐮𐑆 𐐮𐐭𐑅 𐐲𐑂 𐐮𐐻 𐑊𐐮𐑋𐐲𐑉𐐮𐐿‐𐐶𐐴𐑆.

FINIS I PROMISE!